Once more, with feeling!

My brother's graduation was painfully boring. Two and a half hours of vaguely religious speeches that used the same words over and over (ordinary, extraordinary, brotherhood, character) and contradicted each other all over the place. Nothing even slightly amusing was said the ENTIRE time, which I found preposterous. I haven't been as bored by a performance since I fell asleep for the great majority of Cats, back when I was thirteen or fourteen. Jeffrey didn't enjoy it much, either.

Enough about that. Five question poll:

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